What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 21.06.2025 08:04

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond slapping Tracy.
The Man with the Golden Gun
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Goldfinger
Do you consider yourself pretty?
From Russia With Love
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
How can I get a girlfriend? I am 26.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
If people in the UK hate Trump so much, why does he own golf courses there?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
You Only Live Twice
Le Mans 24 Hours: Kubica wins with Ferrari as Porsche spoils 1-2-3 - Autosport
Live and Let Die
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-”Ah so!”
Dr No
Moonraker
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Have you ever accidentally found out that you were about to be fired?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”She is very sexyful!”
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
A View to a Kill
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Why are white women so hard to date?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Diamonds Are Forever
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
What’s something you did a lot as a kid that you don’t miss now that you’re an adult?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Octopussy
-J W Pepper